I have come to the conclusion that we assume too much in this world.
We teachers assume that middle schoolers know how to address an envelope.
Drivers assume that other drivers will use their turn signals when they are going to change lanes.
Customers assume that sales associates will want to help them find the right product.
And the list goes on and on.
I have always assumed that the typical human knows how to make toast.
But not everyone must know the in's and out's of toast-making because there is an EHOW page for this very thing. Thank goodness.
Maybe you should read it.
Maybe you really don't' know how.
Maybe you've doing it wrong all these years.
Maybe this is the exact remedy you need for that crippling breakfast anxiety you face everyday.
Stop embarrassing yourself with your incorrect toast-making techniques.
Read the article.
Really....it's not too late to make a change.
You don't have to thank me.
I'm here to serve.